Archive for the ‘smurfs’ Category

3 APPLES HIGH MY FOOT

February 28, 2012

Who was the person that decided that Smurfs were three apples tall.  I dont think they knew what they were talking about.  I was in the grocery store the other day and while in the produce, before being dragged out by security, I was stacking apples on the floor.  I was trying to stack them three apples high.  That is way too tall for a smurf I tells ya.  In fact I was yelling it in the produce department of the grocery store…. which comes to think of it, might explain why I was dragged out of the store kicking and screaming.  What kind of apples were they using?  Definitely not red delicious.  Maybe they meant crab apples and it just got lost in translation. I could possibly see them being three crab apples tall… maybe.

If the Smurfs were three three apples high then it made Gargamel”s hands huge.  And how the heck could he not find their village.  Ohhhh, it’s disguised as mushrooms in the forest.  There are mushrooms all in the forest so the village blends right in.  Of course we all know that they had plenty of head room and even a bedroom above which means…. the stem part of the mushroom house was between four or five apples high with the top at least four apples high.  That means the average Smurf mushroom was at least eight to ten apples high……THAT’S SOME FREAKIN’ BIG MUSHROOMS I TELLS YA!  How did Gargamel not notice these ginormous mushrooms in the forest?  Or anyone else for that matter.  The fact that the mushrooms had little doors and windows in them should have been a clue also.  Just saying.

I tells ya, if I was to catch the Smurfs coming on one of those nostalgic cartoon channels I would just stop what I was doing and watch it right then and there cause I love that freakin’ show….. even with it’s badly camouflaged ginormous mushroom houses.

The only thing that could be better of course would be Zombie Smurfs.

It’s in color even.  I’m a cartoonist…. web cartoonist even.  I draw and write around 10 humor titles, I write and draw a sci fi adventure title, I draw and co write horror comics, I even self publish a digital periodical that comes out three times a week by email free to subscribers and I self publish collection books that you can get the print or download copies HERE.  If you want to keep me drawing more and more funny pictures just buy a book… or two… or three or more and tell your friends about them too.  I have FOUR humor collection books, TWO horror graphic novels, & TWO Halloween humor specials available at that link.  Till next time , See ya in the funny pages.

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NEW APPEARANCES

August 27, 2011

On Sept 27th, that’s on a Tuesday, I will be at the Winston County Library from noon till six p.m. signing books and selling art.  I will have some of my original comic strip art and some of my wildlife pen and inks.  I will have my books on CD as a PDF to sell with me but I may not have any regular print books at the appearances.  You can get the books HERE just follow the link and buy one, buy more than one even.  I have eight books out at this moment.  If you order them online they will ship straight to you and you can bring them to my appearances where I can sign and draw in them.  I’m a small independent publisher so this ensures that you have a book and helps me at the same time.

After the Sept appearance at the Winston County Library I will be at the Comics In Columbus Con in Columbus, MS in the Leigh Mall.  It will be Oct 7, 8, & 9.  I will be there for all three days.

I will also have my sketch cards at my signings and appearances.  October is coming up so I might even do some more zombie…. even some more Smurf Zombie cards.  Those seem to go over well.

Be sure to check out my web comics every day at BUBBAWORLDCOMIX.COM .  It updates daily six days a week.

ZOMBIE SMURFS

March 6, 2010

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If you’ve read the previous blog then you know I was requested to draw some zombie smurfs for someone at the Artist Summit in Biloxi.  It was so much fun that I decided to draw more zombie Smurfs , only on sketch cards.  This time I colored them with some color pencils.  I must admit that I was rather pleased with the result.

I’ve sent the entire set to a local comic book shop (with in a 2 hr drive is local in this case) to hang up in there store for sale.  I think thru my face book page that it might already have a buyer ready to get it.  I’m selling these as a 9 card set.

Here are the cards before I colored them in.  I may start coloring in more sketch cards.  I tend to stay away from colors due to my colorblindness.  That’s right….I’m a color blind artist.  Red and Greens give me problems , and any color associated with them.  I tend to mix them up quite a bit.  I also tend to get them correct some of the time.  That’s the confusing thing….If it was wrong all the time I might be able to figure it out easier, but I actually watch some things change colors depending on the distance between me and them and as I get closer or farther away.  It’s actually pretty cool sometimes.