Posts Tagged ‘smurfs’


February 28, 2012

Who was the person that decided that Smurfs were three apples tall.  I dont think they knew what they were talking about.  I was in the grocery store the other day and while in the produce, before being dragged out by security, I was stacking apples on the floor.  I was trying to stack them three apples high.  That is way too tall for a smurf I tells ya.  In fact I was yelling it in the produce department of the grocery store…. which comes to think of it, might explain why I was dragged out of the store kicking and screaming.  What kind of apples were they using?  Definitely not red delicious.  Maybe they meant crab apples and it just got lost in translation. I could possibly see them being three crab apples tall… maybe.

If the Smurfs were three three apples high then it made Gargamel”s hands huge.  And how the heck could he not find their village.  Ohhhh, it’s disguised as mushrooms in the forest.  There are mushrooms all in the forest so the village blends right in.  Of course we all know that they had plenty of head room and even a bedroom above which means…. the stem part of the mushroom house was between four or five apples high with the top at least four apples high.  That means the average Smurf mushroom was at least eight to ten apples high……THAT’S SOME FREAKIN’ BIG MUSHROOMS I TELLS YA!  How did Gargamel not notice these ginormous mushrooms in the forest?  Or anyone else for that matter.  The fact that the mushrooms had little doors and windows in them should have been a clue also.  Just saying.

I tells ya, if I was to catch the Smurfs coming on one of those nostalgic cartoon channels I would just stop what I was doing and watch it right then and there cause I love that freakin’ show….. even with it’s badly camouflaged ginormous mushroom houses.

The only thing that could be better of course would be Zombie Smurfs.

It’s in color even.  I’m a cartoonist…. web cartoonist even.  I draw and write around 10 humor titles, I write and draw a sci fi adventure title, I draw and co write horror comics, I even self publish a digital periodical that comes out three times a week by email free to subscribers and I self publish collection books that you can get the print or download copies HERE.  If you want to keep me drawing more and more funny pictures just buy a book… or two… or three or more and tell your friends about them too.  I have FOUR humor collection books, TWO horror graphic novels, & TWO Halloween humor specials available at that link.  Till next time , See ya in the funny pages.



January 4, 2012

A new year and a new post, can you believes it?  If you’ve read earlier posts of mine you may already realize that I put comics into a PDF and send them out by email three times a week.  From this moment henceforth I shall refer to this as a DIGITAL PERIODICAL .   It’s twenty-twelve and  I publish a DIGITAL PERIODICAL …. it is officially the future!  I live in the future… although I seem to have misplaced my flying car at the moment.

Just to show you what you may be missing if you havent signed up for the BWC DP  ( email me at to get it for FREE ) I will show you the first page of the new Action Adventure Time Travel strip that appears all three days at the base of the PDF.  The strip is titled ” DOX ” .  Just click the image for a bigger size.

If by chance you do decide to join the flocks of intellegint & beautiful people that want these comics emailed to them and want the pages of the DOX story that you have missed, then just let me know in the email and I will make up some special PDF’s with four or so of the DOX strip on each one and get ya caught up.  WOW! That makes me super awesome!

If you’re just the least bit curious about what else is in the paper then let me just tell ya, I will.

Every Monday you will be entertained by the humorous strips of QUICK APPLIANCE REPAIR ( a strip about two idiot brothers working for their Dad ) and MISSISSIPPI SWAMP DRAGONS ( as the name suggests this strip is about a psychotic chicken in a floppy ear hat and a pessimistic clown ).  They are joined by a third humor strip by the name of BUBBA GNOMES.  Basically gnomes with a redneck twist.  I dont currently put this one online like the main six titles I started with , but like the DOX strip I think I can share one here since yall begged so nicely.

Oh my stars and garters!  With a Smurf reference even!  BONUS!  Yay Smurfs!…. what was I talking about?…. Oh yeah, ninjas…. no comics.  I always get those two confused.  Of course the fourth srip on Mondays is a DOX strip.  Time traveling adventure I tells ya!

Then there’s Wednesday…… the spelling of Wednesday always looks funny and strange to me…. you have the hilarious humor strip DAWN OF TIME ( a strip about Bubba the Caveman and his chimp friend Milo ) followed by CAPN’ GEEZER ( a strip about a time traveller (( MORE TIME TRAVELING GOODNESS!! )) and his companions and adversaries , one of which travels in a port-o-pottie time machine ).  The third humor strip is an experiment of mine… I swore I would never do anymore experiments after the last one ran away and terrorized that village…. well, not so much as swore as was forced to sign an agreement not to do any more experiments… well, not so much forced to sign an agreement as was chased out of said village by angry villagers with pitchforks and fire.  They ruined those perfectly good pitchforks by lighting them on fire, but I digress…. where was I , oh yeah… This third ninja….I mean comic strip is done completely without words.  I KNOW! THAT’S FREAKIN’ AMAZING!  I use the action to convey the humor.  I named it  ” !?! “…. I know , confusing aint it.  How would you even pronounce that?  Well, that’s easy.  Take your index finger, put in in your mouth pressing on your cheek, then pull it out so that it makes that “popping” sound and that is how you pronounce ” !?! “.  The strip features the same character each week.  I will even give you fine folks an example of this strip also.

and of course there is another installment of the DOX action adventure time travel strip at the bottom of this page too.

Then there is Friday with the two humor strips SPACE REDNECKS ( Houston , MS with it’s own space program ) and GOING BATTY ( mad scientist, crazy bat, mummy, lil’ Frankie and grotesque  humpbacked lab assistant by the name of Buttercup ).  ANNNNDDDD another , count them it’s three, installment of the DOX strip.

That’s a lot for FREE.  I draw eight humor strips and three pages of an action adventure strip every week.  That’s a lot of drawing for one person I tells ya, and I do the lettering and inking.  That might be why I dont blog as much as I need to… in fact I need to draw right now….

….see ya in the funny web pages….


August 27, 2011

On Sept 27th, that’s on a Tuesday, I will be at the Winston County Library from noon till six p.m. signing books and selling art.  I will have some of my original comic strip art and some of my wildlife pen and inks.  I will have my books on CD as a PDF to sell with me but I may not have any regular print books at the appearances.  You can get the books HERE just follow the link and buy one, buy more than one even.  I have eight books out at this moment.  If you order them online they will ship straight to you and you can bring them to my appearances where I can sign and draw in them.  I’m a small independent publisher so this ensures that you have a book and helps me at the same time.

After the Sept appearance at the Winston County Library I will be at the Comics In Columbus Con in Columbus, MS in the Leigh Mall.  It will be Oct 7, 8, & 9.  I will be there for all three days.

I will also have my sketch cards at my signings and appearances.  October is coming up so I might even do some more zombie…. even some more Smurf Zombie cards.  Those seem to go over well.

Be sure to check out my web comics every day at BUBBAWORLDCOMIX.COM .  It updates daily six days a week.


March 6, 2010

BUBBAWORLD COMIX updates daily.

If you’ve read the previous blog then you know I was requested to draw some zombie smurfs for someone at the Artist Summit in Biloxi.  It was so much fun that I decided to draw more zombie Smurfs , only on sketch cards.  This time I colored them with some color pencils.  I must admit that I was rather pleased with the result.

I’ve sent the entire set to a local comic book shop (with in a 2 hr drive is local in this case) to hang up in there store for sale.  I think thru my face book page that it might already have a buyer ready to get it.  I’m selling these as a 9 card set.

Here are the cards before I colored them in.  I may start coloring in more sketch cards.  I tend to stay away from colors due to my colorblindness.  That’s right….I’m a color blind artist.  Red and Greens give me problems , and any color associated with them.  I tend to mix them up quite a bit.  I also tend to get them correct some of the time.  That’s the confusing thing….If it was wrong all the time I might be able to figure it out easier, but I actually watch some things change colors depending on the distance between me and them and as I get closer or farther away.  It’s actually pretty cool sometimes.